Tire-Burner's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fly Fishing]

"A seagull, ugh, they're not even in season. Guess I'll have to throw it back in."

[(6) Roxy doesn't like Gregory]

I would pay the animatronics just to jump into the shadow realm and leave me alone during the game

[Nintendo High (Ep 1) - Let's-A-Go!]

The trip sequence was what our parents'/grandparents' walk to school was like.

[Pie Polar]

They say don't cry over spilled milk.

But they never said anything about not crying over dropped pies

[Pokemon: Evolution]

This is the real reason Ash couldn't choose any one of the starters

[A Silly Star Trek Animatic]

Only one way to find out which is better... get LEGO to make a USS Enterprise set and then drop them both.

[25th Birthday]

POV: Your fever dreams came back on your 25th birthday

[DO THE MARIO]

Now let's see what Sonic's doing... oh no, he's doing crystal meth

[Totally An Anime EPISODE 1]

As a weeb I can confirm that this, is in fact, an anime

[a very youtube christmas]

Me: "Wait there's no Apple HomePod. Is this to avoid copyright?"
*sees top come off*
Me: "Is this a Mark Rober reference!?"

No seriously is this one, because I think I get the joke but I'm not sure